Why We Hate Your Derby Horse

9. Upstart

Is there a more boring horse in the field?  His grind it out style puts you to sleep, and he can’t seem to stay away from bumping other horses down the stretch even though it’s just been him and one other horse on the screen in his last two races.  Tell me he’s not going to find trouble in the Kentucky Derby…

10. Far Right

Benefited from Mr. Z’s stupidity all winter then was trounced by American Pharoah.  Sure he can beat up on Mr. Z again in this one, but that will get him 15th place.  Will pass tired horses…that’s about it.

11. Itsaknockout

Seriously this might be the slowest Kentucky Derby horse in the history of the race…I’m faster than he is going two turns.  Hell I think a crawling child might be faster!

12. Firing Line

Ran away from Dortmund like a punk, and beat up on 5k claimers in the Sunland Derby.  Forget Mine That Bird…nobody comes from Sunland to win the Kentucky Derby.  He’s another horse that also will be totally burnt by the hot pace.  This horse can’t sit off the lead.

13. Danzig Moon

Danzig who?  Had to go to equibase to find out who he ran against and then remembered…oh yeah this was the horse staggering home behind Carpe Diem the last two times.  Expect more staggering!

14. War Story

I hate this horse more than any on the list except for Mr. Z.  Three separate times he tricked me into believing he could beat International Star, and each time he got beat by a bigger margin.  Obviously he’s slow since International Star sucks.  Will probably be bet a little in the exotics but he can’t do it.

15. Tencendur

I don’t even know who this horse is, and further more I didn’t even care to find out.