Post Race Reactions from Breeders’ Cup Winning HORSES

During the Triple Crown season the Racing Dudes were able to get several EXCLUSIVE interviews with California Chrome as well as others, and we are happy to announce that we were able to obtain the same exclusive coverage at Santa Anita the day after the Breeders’ Cup.  We’ve heard what the connections had to say, now lets have a look at what the winning horses of each race had on their minds!

Classic Winner Bayern: “Shared Belief is a wimp.  He is built much like his owner Jim Rome…short and small.  I barely bumped him and he flopped harder than Lebron going up for a layup.  Thankfully my trainer owns Santa Anita so I was never worried about being disqualified.  You really think they are taking down Bobby at Santa Anita??”

Turf Mile Winner Karakonite: “Tank you bery much for victory.  I run bery fast.”

Sprint Winner Work All Week: “I knew the Oaklawn Wizard was betting me so I was already motivated.  Then he called me 30 minutes before the race saying he needed me to win or he was going to have to sell his house.  That gave me the extra motivation to get the job done!  I always have the Wizard’s back.”

Turf Winner Main Sequence: “USA! USA! USA!  How’s my ass look Euro’s?”

Juvenile Winner Texas Red: “I am the champion of the world!  Nobody can stop me!!  American Pharoah has been defeated!!  Wait…what?  American Pharoah didn’t run in that one…but he was in the program.  He scratched?  Oh…damn…”

Turf Sprint Winner Bobby’s Kitten: “I told Chad Brown multiple times that I DID NOT want to run very far, but he never listened.  Finally he put me in a sprint, and look what happens!  Too bad he made me out to be the second coming of Secretariat…I’ll still never live up to the hype.”

Filly and Mare Sprint Winner Judy the Beauty: “Yes I did win the race, but does it really even count.  That field was so bad.  Where was Midnight Lucky?  Groupie Doll?”

Filly and Mare Turf Winner: Dayatthespa: “The Racing Dudes loved me all year, yet doubt that I can get the distance in this one.  Silly bastards…you should never doubt my trainer.  Thanks for the support fellas.”

Juvenile Filly Winner Take Charge Brandi: “Coach told me all week I could win, but I just thought the old man had officially gone crazy!  Lady Zuzu, Mr. Z, and I all got together Thursday night and talked about admitting him to the hospital for psychological observation.  Lady Zuzu was so upset that she went nuts and wouldn’t race.  However, I went out there and fought and guess what…the old man was right!  I did it!!  Coach is not crazy after all, so I guess I’ll see you Dudes at Oaklawn!”

Distaff Winner Untapable: “I basically won the toughest race for females with a damn pregnant jockey on my back!  Can you believe that?  After the race I was like girl why are you riding horses when you are pregnant??  Great parenting already!  See you in four or five years when your kids are driving you crazy and you are back to riding Rosie.  Crazy red head…”

Juvenile Filly Turf Winner Lady Eli: “Heard you guys picked Sivoliere to win…how do you guys still have this website?  Do you all ever pick a winner?  Get the hell out of here losers, I’m not talking to you.”

Dirt Mile Winner Goldencents: “When I saw Vicar’s in Trouble gun it to the front with me all I could do was laugh.  I spat in his face down the back stretch, which was the real reason he stopped so quickly like he did.  Then I played with that little three year old Tapiture down the entire stretch just to break his heart.”

Juvenile Turf Winner Hootenanny: “I’d really like to kill whoever named me.  Didn’t they know that you shouldn’t name a horse destined for great things something dumb like Hootenanny?”